Rudolf the Weatherman

A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous weather man named Rudolf. He’s always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian weather conditions. His people loved him and respected him for his faultless foresight. He was particularly good at predicting rain. One night,...

Santa’s Flight Exam

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order....

Christmas Mailing Dates and Guidelines

To arrive before Christmas, mail going to members of the military in Iraq and Afghanistan should be sent by December 4. Military mail headed to other overseas destinations should be sent by Dec. 11, the Postal Service said Tuesday. “We have so much mail for the troops over the Christmas...

Borgnine, 90, Stars in Christmas Movie

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ernest Borgnine could be taking it easy at 90, resting on laurels that include an Academy Award. But this year alone, he has made four made-for-TV or feature films — plus, his voiceover work as Mermaid Man on the animated hit “SpongeBob SquarePants.” The best-actor winner...

WeeWeeChu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, and Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now. Lets just look at the moon”, said Jung Lee. “Oh, c’mon...

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